The End Of the World

So the world is supposed to be ending today huh? That's bad. I never have found out who let the dogs out, the way to get to Sesame Street, why Dora doesn't just use Google maps, why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery", why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed, why "abbreviated" is such a long word, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons, why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Why did Joanie love Chachi? Why business is so difficult to spell, why men don't ever come straight out with things, or if they do - to straight out! How blind people can watch films? If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Why football holds such a strange hold over people's (men's particularly) lifes? Where the 101st Dalmation was because I'm pretty sure I only ever see around 20 on one screen? Does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? And just what is Victoria's secret? And why, why, why is it acceptable to wear a bikini but not a bra????

You see, the world just has to keep going. I have far too many questions...

Inspired by a group on Facebook!